(Scott Walker, his poll numbers plummeting, set to unveil new stump speech)
Concern over their candidate’s plummeting poll numbers has lead the “Walker for President” Campaign to craft a new stump speech.
Anonymous sources allege the new message and new memes were hammered out in secret, during all-night sessions with the spokespersons for Walker’s benefactors, this in an effort to make his message as democratically-derived as possible, and to assure it has broad appeal among all his major donors.
Nothing is known about the content of the speech, other than a working title, “Principles Don’t Exist,” but Walker aides have been notably perky and chipper in anticipation of its debut.